MS PrePlacementTorture

Shit! Crap! Investment Banking. What do they do in investment banking? Play around with people's money. Yeah! I'm writing this to kill time, while I am sitting here in LT listening to PPT or am I really listening? "Kill" reminds me of "Killing in the name of" by RATM. Kick Ass song dude!. There is some shit spread all over the slides which speaker is presenting and the speaker, whoever he is I dont care, is such boring speaker that he is simply talking about company, looking at the slides and blurting something something something.....Not even attempting to make up some joke. No humour at all. The PPTs in the past atleast had some humour attached to them. The humour was good or not thats not the question, atleast they tried to make people laugh and audience appreciated if it was good or criticised if it sucked. Atleast they had something to talk about. But this person is speaking without expression, without energy, without any enthusiasm. Now they are talking about product lifecycle. Have you ever thought about human life cycle. They are talking about support system and all but have they ever thought about support to people who cant even afford a day's meal. Every company talks about team, leadership, mentor, great working environment, good pay (though they never tell you the exact compensation. They always manage to pass this question by saying "one of the competitive in the market"). I am bored of listen to this crap again and again. Cant they do something different, something out of the normal presentation to makes these PPTs more interesting and thereby attracting audience attention. The speaker forced me to write this crap. So you can understand how sucking he is. Now he is talking about IIT. Dont know what he is saying something like "blah blah blah execution, domain expertise, something something blah blah". Wish If I had a mp3 player in my phone so that atleast I could have listened to Floyd and saved myself from on goin pitiful situation or rather I should start bringing my mp3 player to PPTs. Worst PPT ever!!!!! Now talking about recruitment process. You should have Passion! Interest! Innovation! thats what they are talking about. Shit! I want to do my DDP or rather I should go and play Squash now. But wait a min, grub after PPT. They mailed us saying "we understand IITians well" so there is something special in store for us. Ok, I am done. I think its gonna end in coupla mins. What a torture. I always forget to bring along something to read. Next time I am gonna bring Jim along. Oh Chinky shut your mouth I want to go. Now I am done, my friends are saying enough for today.

So thats what PPTs are like and after PPT guess what was in the store for us. Shady Monginis food packets and that too with 400 hundred people pushing hard trying to grab one I didnt even feel like eating, came back to hostel and went for squash.

Today I realized everything related to rubber is goin against me. My bike got punctured, my shoe sole is coming out, sucking in squash and my racquet grip is also wearing off.